What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
