It's Friday. Sex?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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