PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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