Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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