Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Do plants get herpes?
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