The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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