I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I have tasted many bathrooms
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