i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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