Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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