Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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