I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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