I will die if light touches me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
