Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
not ubering you a puppy
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