Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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