bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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