ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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