? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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