So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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