my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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