okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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