But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I just found a bag of teeth...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Randomize