You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
How external is "for external use only"?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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