i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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