this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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