"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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