He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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