seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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