So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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