Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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