He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my being single is dangerous.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
