But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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