Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
In America we eat man semen.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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