if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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