i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize