i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
