Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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