Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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