Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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