It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This is my gift to your gina
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
