ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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