Betty ford says i'm here all night
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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