no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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