I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she woke up with a sticky ear
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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