Already got asked if we're dating
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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