we're blogging at a bar
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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