no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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