Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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