you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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