Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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