I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
