Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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