ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I love you. Go after that dick
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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