I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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