he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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