Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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