Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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