You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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