btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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