Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
