Dual....:-)
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
