wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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